So Pinterest is all, "Hey, Erica, check out this sweet recipe for a single serving chocolate chip cookie. Doesn't it look soooo yummy?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, P! It totally does!" I can give websites nicknames if I want. And then I make it and I'm not sure how I turned these totally normal cookie ingredients into a spongy cardboard, but, by golly, I did.
Tonight I tried to make baked chocolate pudding. Somebody played a cruel joke on me. What came out of the oven over an hour after the allotted bake time was a far cry from the drool-inducing picture on the website. Shall we compare?
Recipe full of deceit and lies:
Doesn't it look heavenly? So gooey and scrumptious and perfect for ... eating. Obviously.
What I made:
This crap. There's not much more I want to say about it. Okay there's one more thing I want to say about it.
How is it possible for something to be burnt ... yet completely underdone? This was not my fault. I don't do this. Pinterest lied to me. The recipe was really vague too. "Put it in fairly deep dish bleh bleh bleh." Plus it's from a British person so the bake temp was in Celsius. But I definitely had it at the right temperature, so don't even think it was my fault. It wasn't my fault. Okay, I guess I had more than one thing.
The whole night was not completely ruined because I made chicken rolls and they were so delicious. Go me.
Also, I found this picture and so I will share it!
It's from Christmas day, so don't judge the slight messiness. Josh will be mad at me for posting a picture of him. And he's drinking a water bottle, so not incredibly exciting. But look! It's our Christmas tree! It's huge! It makes a mockery of our pitiful amount of lights/ornaments. But it's beautiful and we loved it and miss it very much. Our first married Christmas tree!
This is funny. I agree with pinterest trust issues. I guess don't follow recipes by vague British people ;)
ReplyDeleteAhaha! Oh, Erica, you are so funny. I love this story. It reminds me of those cookie monster cupcakes. Nailed it!
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