It's Been Awhile

Ugh. The title of this post just reminded me of Nickelback. I hate Nickelback. I should change it. But if I did then these sentences would make no sense. So I just looked up that song, and it's totally sung by Staind. In that case. Ugh. The title of this post just reminded me of Staind. I hate Staind. They sound exactly like Nickelback. Anyway, moving on.

It has been a rather eventful month, ladies and gentlemen. But I'm not going to tell you about any of it, because I don't approve of being whiny and lame in public. That's for alone times. However, I will fill you dear readers on some important things I've learned.

Starting with the obscure:
The Disney Channel makes spin-offs of shows with all the same cast and plot but just in different locations. I feel like they don't really understand the concept.

Xena the Warrior Princess is way more awesome and ridiculous than it was when I was 7.

Now it gets sincere and stuff. Be prepared:
Wallowing in self pity doesn't help anything. It makes you annoying and usually you just get more angry with yourself.

Friends are incredibly important. Without them, I would be going nutso right now.
Along with that... I have the best friends of any person in the whole world. Seriously, my friends are better than yours. Sorry.

I love my religion. I wouldn't be half the person I am without it. Favorite and most relevant quote of my life right now: "Come what may and love it." Also, "Forget yourself and go to work." Those apostles really know what's up.

One last thing:
Sometimes I sit down and write on my blog and it ends up being really blahblahgoobledeebloogeebloo, and I'm like, "maybe I shouldn't." Regardless, I just did.

It was '81

Last night, I got to see these guys:



because of this guy:



and I looooooooooooved it. They sounded SO good. But here's things to watch out for at Vampire Weekend concerts:
1. Cowboy short shorts
2. Random old people
3. Guys who pretend they want to get past you to get up closer, and then just stand in front of you and be awkwardly close.

But still, so awesome. SO awesome.

Also, Ezra Koenig was adorable. I don't know why that's the only word I can think of to describe what I thought about him, but it is. Adorable.

See what I mean? No? Well you're just going to have to trust me.

Bertha

If my name was Bertha, I would do everything in my power to be the hottest thing you've ever seen. It would make for some surprising and hilarious times.

"Hey there, hotty! Who you is?" (Yes I realize that person hitting on me in this scenario is a little bit gangsta)
"Bertha."
"Are you fooo real??"
"Yup."
"Weird."

or like...
"Dude, you gotta meet this girl Bertha. She is smokin'!"
"Bertha sounds like a whale"
"She's not though"
"Oh."

Ok, maybe they weren't that hilarious. But still. I think it could be interesting. I'm still thankful my name isn't Bertha

Now that that's out in the open... BYU no longer blocks me! I don't know what happened, but clearly they saw the error of their ways. Oh happy day.

On another note: School is going good. German is hard. Aber ich liebe es! I have Teachings of the Living Prophets with Lloyd Newell. It's pretty amazing times.

I'm going to see Vampire Weekend tomorrow! Gaaaaah! I'm sooooooooooooo excited and it's the best thing ever ever ever.

K now I'm done.