Basically today is really horrible and bad and hard and stupid and sad and dumb and blergh.
So here are a bunch of dad jokes because they make me laugh so hard, so you should laugh so hard too. I can not guarantee that everything you might read will be 100% appropriate.
Click here for so much funny!
My dad's personal favorites: pirate jokes
Where does a pirate go to the doctor?
The CARRRdiologist
Why did the pirate go to the movie?
Because it was rated AAARRRR
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You might guess it is AAR, but his first love be the C.
MY favorite right now:
Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore?
Because the days of fuchsia passed.
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