"You could compare and contrast your two great loves: ketchup and barbecue sauce. Or perhaps you could compile your favorite U2 hits, enumerating their virtues. Maybe you could just list the qualities of Bono you like best. Or give us your best responses to Guesstures prompts. Is there too much gold in this comment?"Coming at you all the way from Jordan. Except for that really she wrote it in Maryland, but she's in Jordan now. Sidenote: When I tell people in Utah that my bro and his wifey are in Jordan, they aren't even impressed. I say I miss them and they're all, "Well it's only forty minutes away. Go visit." Not that Jordan. The other, far away one. But anyway, they are over there and I miss them. And in honor of that, I will write what she wants.
Numba 1: Ketchup and barbecue sauce are both delicious. I like condiments and sauces a whole bunch, like probably more than whatever I'm eating. When I was little I used to finish eating the ketchup I had left over on my plate, and it would super gross out my siblings. I'm not saying I still do this, but I do. Barbecue sauce is definitely more exciting, but ketchup is my go-to guy (you know, if ketchup was a guy). BBQ sauce is so very delicious, but ketchup just has a wider range. Is it possible I am a little too passionate about this subject?
Numbas 2 and 3: Kimberly, you're sooooo funny. Here's the thing about U2. I don't like them. Sometimes I hear a song of theirs that I like, and I think, "oh that is not bad." But then I hear it approximately two more times and I'm sick of hearing it. So there's that. Also, Bono? Maybe it's not necessary to wear those glasses all the time. It's kind of obnoxious. But way to be all helpful with humanitarian efforts and stuff. That's way cool of you.
Numba 4: Maybe I should have asked Kimbo what this last one meant. Because I am really not sure what it means. I am very confused by it. Isn't Guesstures just charades? Am I supposed to tell you how I would guess according to a person's actions? I guess maybe if someone is doing like a general concept ... and they are trying to make the sun not go down on them ... I would guess "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me."
Is that what you wanted?
Well I guess that's that. I would say that you can gauge how much gold there was in that comment by how much gold there is in this post. People should keep giving me ideas!
p.s. I have a new job! It is my third week and I'm working at Duke's Jewelers in Springville. It is really awesome and I love it and I get a super awesome discount, so let's hope I get engaged soon.
NO WAY YOU WORK THERE!!! We live on 200 s 200 w!! I am coming to visit you!
ReplyDeleteOh yay please do! I don't work again until Tuesday morning though.
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