I can't sleep.
It's because I'm thinking about what I would do if somebody broke into my house and was trying to kill me.
So there's that.
But I tell you what, I'm a survivor ... hypothetically.
Maybe you guys are expecting me to tell you my plan, so you know how genius it is. But that would be so foolish. Then anyone would be able to foil my plot. And those closest to me are aware of my very rational fear of serial killers. So if any serial killers out there also happen to be fans of my blog, I wouldn't want them to be too prepared to face me.
Yeah I need to go to bed.
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