Flabbergasted

I am hurt and confused.

BYU blocked my blog. For adult content. Why, BYU? What did I do to you? Was the picture of me cuddling with fake John Lennon just too much for you? I checked my settings, and I voted NO on Adult Content. Please, dear BYU. Just tell me what I did wrong and I will try so very hard to fix it.

I'm sorry, bloggers. You can no longer waste time in class reading my excellent writing. Maybe that's what it was. President Samuelson felt that my wit and charm was too distracting for the students of this fine institution that I attend. I miss you, BYU.