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Thursday, October 16, 2014

The thoughts I have while watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is one of the best shows on Disney Junior because obviously. But it certainly brings up more questions than it answers. Here are the thoughts I have on the reg while I watch it:


How come Donald is the only one who says "present!" during roll call?

Sometimes I get frustrated when they ask dumb questions. 

How come in that one episode when they were looking for something purple, they didn't just snatch the bow off Daisy's head? SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE.

Donald has an Uncle Scrooge, and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Donald's nephews. Where are anybody's parents?? And how does Ludwig von Drake fit into any of this? 

When are Minnie and Mickey gonna give in and get married already?

How do they have slides that go up?

How come Donald is the only one who doesn't wear shoes? Is it because of his big flipper feet? Wait, doesn't Daisy have big flipper feet??

Now I'm thinking about how painful it is for Daisy to walk around all day with those big flipper feet shoved in those heels. Get some comfier shoes, girl.

Wait, Pete is a CAT???

I don't understand how they're just revealing that information now. Pete looks nothing like a cat. He's bigger than Goofy! That is one fat cat.

Goofy! It's called a MOUSKETOOL. Not a mousketowel or mouskewhatsits. You are stumbling over literally the easiest part of that word to remember.

What if they got to the Mystery Mousketool, and they needed to get over a bridge or something, and they got a banana? Like why is it always so perfectly helpful all the time?

How do they just have a baby elephant hanging around all the time to be one of the Mousketools? Does he fit in the tool box? Where is his mother? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THIS BABY ELEPHANT. Set him free, Mickey!

Donald was just swimming and he was wearing swim trunks, but now he changed and is only wearing that shirt thing. I don't get his style.

Minnie turns her feet impossibly far during the hot dog dance.

I want to live in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

This is the best show.